and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
My perfect date:
I pick her up, and get her favorite flowers. We go to a fancy restaurant, and we eat the most we can, and many teas, coffees and desserts. Then we get into a cab to go to JFK, because I “forgot” a suitcase, but actually I open my book and give her boarding pass to Paris. We cuddle in the plane.
wait my perfect date went viral
Holy shit. This.