Just a small town girl who bought a one way ticket out of there.

Samantha. 22.
San Diego, California.
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  • So we were sitting in class today



    and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

    "What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

    And the whole class just went


    and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

    I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

    (via gaybans)


    So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:


    and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

    And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

    (via gaybans)

    Describe your perfect date in detail

    Asked by Anonymous




    My perfect date:

    I pick her up, and get her favorite flowers. We go to a fancy restaurant, and we eat the most we can, and many teas, coffees and desserts. Then we get into a cab to go to JFK, because I “forgot” a suitcase, but actually I open my book and give her boarding pass to Paris. We cuddle in the plane.

    wait my perfect date went viral

    Holy shit. This.

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